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Hose The Boss 1.0
Has The Boss got you down?Does The Boss drive you crazy with stupid requests?Does The Boss play favorites?Can you not figure out why The Boss is The Boss?Does it sometimes seem that you “Get The Business” fromTheBoss?Well now you can give something back . . . some fun for you . ..and some aggravation for the boss.Hose The Boss is a great new game that lets you “Hose The Boss”.. . Literally with a Fire Hose. Well maybe just on the screen butitis still fun.You turn the hose on the boss and watch them try to run.They will yell at you . . . but it won’t helpThey will try to run . . . but they can’t get awayIs your “favorite” boss a man or a woman? . . . We gotthemboth.Does your “favorite boss” have lots of hair? . . . We candothat.There are over 20 characters to pick from.Pick a boss that looks like the most fun and then turn onthehose.Your score is based on how wet you can get the boss. Thelongeryou can keep the hose on the boss the higher your score. Youcanget extra time in a level if you can keep squirting them withoutamiss as they try to run and try to get away. The extra timewilllet you earn some extra points.One other way to score extra points is when one ofyourco-workers is on the screen. If you can Hose The BossWITHOUTsquirting the co-worker you can double the point value for alittlewhile. If you squirt your co-worker she will scream and youwillget a score penalty. In Easy play you have a bit more room butinHard play the co-worker needs to be near the center of thescreenso you can get the double points. One trick. Just like a realhosewhen you turn it off the water that has left the nozzle keepsongoing. If you tap the hydrant after you lift your finger thewateron the screen will disappear. You can use this trick to getcloserto the co-worker to try and get those double points.If you are good you can earn some special achievements:Rookie HoserVeteran HoserChief HoserSOON … You will be able to compare your score andachievementswith your friends on OpenFeint.My apologies to the Android diehards … a new YouTube video isinthe works. ;-)I hope you don't get fired.No bosses were harmed or hosed in the making of this game …wellmaybe just their egos.