3 / April 30, 2017
(4.4/5) (12)

Description

Selected Funny Jokes is a very simple appwhere you can find a selection of the funniest jokes ever.

Here is a sample of jokes you will find:

- A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eat too manylollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?" His mothersays, "Because something bad will happen. Your tummy will blow upbig like a balloon and then pop." The next day at church, the boyis sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points to her belly smilingand says, "I know what you've been doing."

- Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife:"What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute,delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw,thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding."

- A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his fathersaid, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adultsand made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother,asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys thenwe evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to hisfather and said, "You lied to me." His father replied, "No, yourmom was talking about her side of the family."

-I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex. Sex. Sex.Free sex tonight." I said, "Wow." Then her friend said, "She means666-3629."

App Information Selected Funny Jokes

  • App Name
    Selected Funny Jokes
  • Package Name
    br.com.geochenaps.funny.jokes
  • Updated
    April 30, 2017
  • File Size
    Undefined
  • Requires Android
    Android 1.6 and up
  • Version
    3
  • Developer
    Geochenapps
  • Installs
    1,000 - 5,000
  • Price
    Free
  • Category
    Comics
  • Developer
  • Google Play Link

Selected Funny Jokes Version History

Select Selected Funny Jokes Version :
  • 3 (3) - Latest Version
  • 2 (2)
  • Selected Funny Jokes 3 APK File

    Publish Date: 2017 /9/12
    Requires Android: Android 1.6+ (Donut, API: 4)
    File Size: 1.0 MB
    Tested on: Android 3.0 (Honeycomb, API: 11)
    File Sha1: c0e2d23e58d7974f0d4c2834098fdbc7a8b2dfbf
    APK Signature: 02d90b97b9077ee9430d9f8ab6671943283a28c5
  • Selected Funny Jokes 2 APK File

    Publish Date: 2017 /3/20
    Requires Android: Android 1.6+ (Donut, API: 4)
    File Size: 1.0 MB
    Tested on: Android 3.0 (Honeycomb, API: 11)
    File Sha1: 19bcd4e8d58aa7892dc455ffaab49226fef2dc94
    APK Signature: 02d90b97b9077ee9430d9f8ab6671943283a28c5

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