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As the rotorwash of your vigilant warhawkkicks up the sweet aroma of crackling bacon, a gleeful squealbreaks the deafening silence - a lone ham hock makes a mad dash forthe foyer of the capitol rotunda. You impulsively light up the nowdystopian pre-dawn landscape with a deluge of pitiless ordnance.Democracy has failed you. It has failed your hatchlings.

It’s time to vote with your trigger finger…

Corralled around the current 2016 US Presidential ElectionPrimary Calendar, Ballot Barrage is a whimsical gag-politicalaerial shooter overcrowded by a tidal wave of smarmy barnyardbaby-kissers. Armed to the wattle with a generous arsenal of Fear,Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency, you circle the capitol in yourmighty Gunship of Righteous Indignation and selectively thin theherd with the judicious fury of an ardent patriot, hell-bent onturning the political tide.

Tied to the IRL massive-multiplayer game of the US elections,each Red Pig or Blue Chicken that escapes into the safety of thecentral capitol building during your own individual session istallied among the thousands of online players on either side of theconflict. This noble struggle crescendos as the deadline for eachreal-world State Caucus threatens to forever solidify the politicalbias of that State -- beginning with Iowa on February 1st andaccelerating to a triumphant climax this November.

*Lay all your eggs in one basket and strategically scramble intonew States before those mud-soaked slop-guzzlers can gain the upperhoof

OR

Team up with your honey-cured compatriots to launch a midnightcounter assault that will have those cocky feather-fingers losingtheir benedicts before the rooster crows

*Peaceful demonstration is for the birds: Strike at the core ofevery red tape-hugging bureaucrat on the battlefield using Fear,Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency

*Vote early and often by refueling your gunship for thatvictorious coup de gras

*Peck down into underlying real-time data, then hatch a planthat will send those little piggies all the way home

*Keep up on the latest political faux pas with sound bites fromreal-world bird brains and petulant porkers

*That’s NOT All, Folks: Have those truffle-sniffers wettingtheir trough trousers by forcing a recount - reopen any previouslycontested State for an additional 72 hours or throw cash at therace to seamlessly buy votes.

All's fair in love, war, and the big business of BallotBarrage!

App Information Ballot Barrage

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Ballot Barrage 2.4 APK
As the rotorwash of your vigilant warhawkkicks up the sweet aroma of crackling bacon, a gleeful squealbreaks the deafening silence - a lone ham hock makes a mad dash forthe foyer of the capitol rotunda. You impulsively light up the nowdystopian pre-dawn landscape with a deluge of pitiless ordnance.Democracy has failed you. It has failed your hatchlings.It’s time to vote with your trigger finger…Corralled around the current 2016 US Presidential ElectionPrimary Calendar, Ballot Barrage is a whimsical gag-politicalaerial shooter overcrowded by a tidal wave of smarmy barnyardbaby-kissers. Armed to the wattle with a generous arsenal of Fear,Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency, you circle the capitol in yourmighty Gunship of Righteous Indignation and selectively thin theherd with the judicious fury of an ardent patriot, hell-bent onturning the political tide.Tied to the IRL massive-multiplayer game of the US elections,each Red Pig or Blue Chicken that escapes into the safety of thecentral capitol building during your own individual session istallied among the thousands of online players on either side of theconflict. This noble struggle crescendos as the deadline for eachreal-world State Caucus threatens to forever solidify the politicalbias of that State -- beginning with Iowa on February 1st andaccelerating to a triumphant climax this November.*Lay all your eggs in one basket and strategically scramble intonew States before those mud-soaked slop-guzzlers can gain the upperhoofORTeam up with your honey-cured compatriots to launch a midnightcounter assault that will have those cocky feather-fingers losingtheir benedicts before the rooster crows*Peaceful demonstration is for the birds: Strike at the core ofevery red tape-hugging bureaucrat on the battlefield using Fear,Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency*Vote early and often by refueling your gunship for thatvictorious coup de gras*Peck down into underlying real-time data, then hatch a planthat will send those little piggies all the way home*Keep up on the latest political faux pas with sound bites fromreal-world bird brains and petulant porkers*That’s NOT All, Folks: Have those truffle-sniffers wettingtheir trough trousers by forcing a recount - reopen any previouslycontested State for an additional 72 hours or throw cash at therace to seamlessly buy votes.All's fair in love, war, and the big business of BallotBarrage!
Relics: The Dawn 0.0.2 APK
Code-Monkeys US
A computer system controlling the world's resources. Anex-President who can't remember anything from the past fifteenyears. Semi-insane survivalists that live and existoff-the-grid.And now, through the Catapult app, you become thehero! This is Relics, the thrilling story by Nick Thacker. But it'sRelics in which you insert your own name and the names of anyoneyou choose. The Catapult app customizes the story so the names youenter become the names of the characters. Myers is a Relic. Castout of society by a computer program that's far more efficient atmanaging and regulating human life than any human ever could be.The System is running everyone's life. It's quickly becomingsmarter than humans, and it no longer has any need for leaders likeMyers. There's a technological singularity coming, and only Myersknows how to stop it. The problem? He doesn't remember anythingfrom the past fifteen years. And now he's being hunted... Orrather, now you are being hunted.
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