Artix Entertainment LLC Apps

George Lowe Bites
At the touch of your fingertip, you will beable to make any cramped elevatorinstantly more uncomfortable.George Lowe Bites includes categories for...* Putting the smack down while GAMING!* the Job!* DE-Motivational Speeches* Evil Products* Ninjas & Pirates* Quotes* Really, um, special... Sound FX* Superhuman and utterly bizarre stuff!ALSO! Use the George Lowe Bites Magic 8-Ball to make importantlife changingdecisions*.WHO IS GEORGE LOWE?Best known as the voice of Space Ghost, George Lowe has been heardin the TV showsAqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak show, Robot Chicken, Perfect HairForever andother Adult Swim Series and in the online games AdventureQuestWorlds,DragonFable, MechQuest and EpicDuel.Everyone needs their life narrated by George Lowe. But luckilyfor you, mostpeople are too cheap. You're not cheap though... are ya, champ? PutUncle George onthat smart phone of yours and let's start up a little trouble.* For entertainment purposes only. If you actually feel compelledto follow theadvice given by this app, you may wish to seek professionalhelp.
AdWatch Tournament Edition 0.1.5
AdWatch: Tournament Edition has takencasualmobile gaming to its obvious conclusion by delivering hoursofmind-blowing ads with almost no game play to get in the way.Allyou need to do is push the big red button, then get readytofiercely, heroically, yet passively allow sponsored mediacontentto be delivered directly into your brain through your eyeholes!Watch action-packed, high end ads to earn points and awards.Earnpoints to climb the Leader Board and the more Facebook friendsyouhave playing the more bonus points you earn. Hooray forenablingsocial network addictions. I mean, you’re already on thereanyway.You might as well get something out of it other than catVines,right? No skill or brains required! All you need is thesteely eyeddetermination of a honey badger to out-watch the otherguys, (Heck,the guys at the lab have a severed finger hooked up toa battery andit is beating Paresh from accounting).This game* features a super-simple, one button mechanic, over50awarded achievements, and a handful of cartoon shorts starringthedisturbingly cute and seemingly harmless Ad Watch PartyPals!This game is Rated “L” for Low Maturity… The best kindofmaturity.*Game, /ɡām/, noun - a form of play or sport, especiallyacompetitive one played according to rules and decided byskill,strength, or luck.
AdventureQuest 3D MMO RPG 1.60.0
This MMORPG is a little bit different... you were warned. Becomepart of AdventureQuest 3D's growing online world! We're buildingnew places, monsters, and items under your feet as you play it.SORCERER GENERAL'S WARNING: This game is ONLY for fans of fantasyMMORPGs, swords & sorcery, open-world games, passionatelyinvolved game developers, and people who wandered here completelyby mistake but downloaded and loved it anyway. May contain AE'sunpredictable tongue-in-cheek humor, parody, puns, oddly-fusedmonsters (Werepyres?), and the game is so casually hard core thatthere is a 99% chance you will die before the game even starts. Buthey, maybe you'll get lucky and DEATH (aka The Grim Reaper) willmake you a deal you can't refuse. Only one way to find out. NOTPAY-TO-WIN XD • Finally, a game that's not going to dive into yourwallet. • Earn power and cool stuff through gameplay • Optionalcosmetics if you’d like to support us LIVE & SPECIAL EVENTS •Weird in-game holidays • Town changes to reflect seasons and bossmonsters invade • Small team = crazy devs with the power to spawnmonsters FREE NEAR-WEEKLY DLC! NEW ADVENTURES • We're literallybuilding new stuff for you right now • Join us for weekly-ishreleases on Thursdays-ish AQ3D IS TRUE CROSS-PLATFORM • Play yourcharacter from anywhere • Yes, all devices log into the same world• Yes, you can switch to your phone and take it to the potty andthen go back to playing on your computer BEST MMORPG VILLAINS &MONSTERS • Our bad guys can beat up your other game's bad guys. •As long as we're the ones writing the story. Which we are. • Unlessyou want to jump in and help. Comment on our official posts. •NecroKnights • Vampires Lords • Werewolf Gladiators • Pirates,Ninjas, "The Braken" • DEATH - Underworld Celebrity • Frogzards •Drickens - Half Dragon, half chicken • Lots of Dragons • OMG why dowe love Dragons so much! MAKE A UNIQUE HERO • See items on yourcharacter when you equip them! • Equip for power or looks • Ourbarbershop is the best • Equip swords, scytheblades (scythe + sword= awesome), fidget spinners (why did you make us do this!?) wands,pew pew thingies, armors, matrixy looking long coats, gloves,boots, capes, helms, belts, hair, & accessories (skull hairclips are so hot right now) however you want. We're always makingnew stuff. MULTI-CLASS: PLAY THE WAY YOU WANT • Collect classeslike Necromancer, Paladin, DragonSlayer, Ninja, Rogue, Warrior,Mage • Switch between them at any time! • We are building a tonmore :D LOOK UP & JUMP • AQ3D is a rare Mobile MMO that letsyou look up at the sky! • Jump on things. Which means... PARKOURCHALLENGE MAPS You will regret that we let you jump in this game XDSome of our parkour maps are 100% evil. LAZORS! TRAVEL FORMS •Transform into birds, dragons, and creatures that move at highspeed • Except the bush transformation... awkward. DUNGEONS, RAIDS,& BOSS FIGHT CHALLENGES • 20 player raids (like the Dragon'sLair) • 5 player dungeons • 2 player adventures... date night? •Solo - just like when I went to dances in school • Or just roam aworld full of players looking for trouble AQ3D CURRENT FEATURES! •Battle Monsters in Real-time Combat • Summon & Teleport to yourFriends • Pets • Crafting • Tons of things to complain about! • PvP• Bad puns • Cutscenes you won’t want to skip! (Probably) • Checkour website to see what we are developing next STALK... erm, FOLLOWUS FOR ALL THE AQ3D MADNESS! OFFICIAL SITE https://www.AQ3D.comFACEBOOK: TWITTER:@ArtixKrieger or YOUTUBE: We are an activecommunity of gamers. Spy on what Artix and the team are working onnext for the game at
Dungeonborne - Card Game 1.1
You are Dungeonborne, one of the brave adventurers sent byyourguild to take on the Ever-Changing Dungeon! Can you survive?No,you can't. But it's lots of fun seeing how far you can get andhowyou die! FEATURES: - Swipe left or right to make choices -4classes to choose from - Level up to unlock new encounters -PlayOffline. No Wifi required - No time limit! Play till youreyesbleed! - Free