2.0 / May 30, 2012
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Description

To every real geek has already somebodyadvised to "Get a life".
As a good geek you are, you must have tried googling to know theprocedure to "buy a life". Unfortunately, no result: not even achinese website of illegal lives importations.
The ultimate question then arises but the answer is this time not42: "How can you get a life?"

For this reason, to fill this vital need of all the geeks ofthis planet, I elaborated the answer, the solution, to the ULTIMATEQUESTION.
So, here is quite freshly brought out of our laboratories thismagnificent application which will guarantee that you PAID to get alife (and not with virtual money this time!!!).

If you want, you can by-pass Play Google to get this applicationfree of charge but it would be useless because it would lose allits sense.

WARNING: this application contains nothing else than acertificate giving evidence of the validity of the purchase of yourlife. No gigantic Mario Mushroom will appear, and you won't bellable to jump into an abyss by shouting "Mama Mia!" and respawning10 meters behind.

Translated from French.

App Information Get a life

  • App Name
    Get a life
  • Package Name
    acheter.une.vie
  • Updated
    May 30, 2012
  • File Size
    42k
  • Requires Android
    Android 2.1 and up
  • Version
    2.0
  • Developer
    7804j
  • Installs
    100 - 500
  • Price
    $0.99
  • Category
    Entertainment
  • Developer
    Visit website Email [email protected]
    Jonathan Zimmermann Ch. de Chamoyron 1b 1806 St-Légier Suisse
  • Google Play Link

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To every real geek has already somebodyadvised to "Get a life".As a good geek you are, you must have tried googling to know theprocedure to "buy a life". Unfortunately, no result: not even achinese website of illegal lives importations.The ultimate question then arises but the answer is this time not42: "How can you get a life?"For this reason, to fill this vital need of all the geeks ofthis planet, I elaborated the answer, the solution, to the ULTIMATEQUESTION.So, here is quite freshly brought out of our laboratories thismagnificent application which will guarantee that you PAID to get alife (and not with virtual money this time!!!).If you want, you can by-pass Play Google to get this applicationfree of charge but it would be useless because it would lose allits sense.WARNING: this application contains nothing else than acertificate giving evidence of the validity of the purchase of yourlife. No gigantic Mario Mushroom will appear, and you won't bellable to jump into an abyss by shouting "Mama Mia!" and respawning10 meters behind.Translated from French.
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