1.08 / November 22, 2015
(4.2/5) (5)
Loading...

Description

Scooter Madness Features:-Amusing gameplay!-Witty graphics!-100%Free To Play!-No Ads!Wanna give us feedback or ask us questions?Email us at info@mofingames.comWe listen to all the feedback weget, and we are more than happy to assist you if you have anyissues!Controls:-Touch right/left part of the screen to moveup/down. Avoid hitting the other vehicles.You've just finished aday of work, and now it's time to head home on your scooter. Butit's rush hour, and it's only getting worse. How long can yousurvive? Will you ever get home?Get ready for the wildest scooterride of your life! This game is part of the Juicehead Mini Games.Download Juicehead here:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mofingames.juiceheadAlsocheck out Fish Fights:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.MofinGames.FishFightsThisgame is perfect for killing some time if you're stuck in thehospital with a severe disease like akinesia, anhidrosis,ecchymosis or atherosclerosis of your efferent arteriole. Or whenyou've just brushed some dust from the gabardine of your suit orfrom the bakelite of your old radio, and want to chill out for aminute on the forecastle. Be careful of cataplexy though.Maybe youhave echolalia, entropion and epiphora and your fractious andjejune friends think you're too socially awkward to play with.Don't worry about this floccinaucinihilipilification andjiggery-pokery. Your friends are full of hamartia, and you don'thave to play with them. Their too inchoate anyway. You must impugnthem, so they will understand that you only have to play this game.Get some nice effleurage from your masseuse first now, and thenstart playing. After some gradualism, your friends will give youencomium and paint your face with encaustic when they realize howgood this game really is. It's almost ineluctable.But maybescooters aren't your thing. Maybe you prefer animals like the anoleor the binturong. Maybe you're more into the detritivoreheterotrophs.It doesn't really matter though, cause even if you'rean impecunious feckless catamite suffering from anhedonia,unpleasant frottage, hemianopsia, intussusception, intertrigo andfremitus from inimical iatrogenic mistakes, you will still findpleasure in this game.This game is the best thing sinceantidisestablishmentarianism, antinomianism and capitationcombined. And it's as beautiful as witnessing biogenesis in thedark while holding a flambeau. Any other game is like feticidecompared to this game. Or like a gabbro compared to a diamond.Don'tbe the deuteragonist in your own life. You should be in control.You don't want to drive a jitney when you can drive a Ferrari. Thisgame is a Ferrari.No more time to bloviate now. Caesura. Stop theenjambment and the overuse of the interrobang. Be a good cenobite,wear your ephod and your epaulet, and play the game.

App Information Scooter Madness

  • App Name
    Scooter Madness
  • Package Name
    com.mofingames.scootermadness
  • Updated
    November 22, 2015
  • File Size
    26M
  • Requires Android
    Android 2.3 and up
  • Version
    1.08
  • Developer
    Mofin Games 2
  • Installs
    500+
  • Price
    Free
  • Category
    Racing
  • Developer
    John Collets Alle 110, postbox 168, 0870 Oslo, Norway
  • Google Play Link

Mofin Games 2 Show More...

Fish Fights 1.1 APK
Mofin Games 2
-Fish get bigger and bigger the deeper you move your fishhook!-Catch up to 21 different fish species ranging from thepeaceful Cod to the feared Dragonfish!-Use your fish in combat andwin glorious prizes for each victory!-Upgrade your fishing rod upto 27 times in order to catch stronger and stronger fish!-Upgradeyour boat up to 5 times in order to store more and more fish inyour boat!-Catch fish from endless debths!-Sell excessive fish tofund your new rod/boat upgrade!-Unbeatable fishinggameplay!-Action-packed fish combats!-Unlock exciting fishdebth/size achievements!-100% Free To Play!Wanna give us feedbackor ask us questions? Email us at info@mofingames.comWe listen toall the feedback we get, and we are more than happy to assist youif you have any issues!General instructions:-Touch left/right partof screen to move-Swipe down to enter/leave fishing mode-When infishing mode, touch left/right part of the screen to lower/raisefish hook-When a fish is hooked, you can move the fish hook asmentioned above, but the fish will get off the hook if you touchthe screen when the white arrow is outside of the whitelines-Change your current selection (the fish you use in combat/thefish you are selling) by touching the "Current Selection" button inthe top center of the screenFAQ:-Q: How to enter a fish fight? A:Row to the guy laying on the dock on the left and swipe the screenin an upwards direction. If you have a fish selected (i.e. there isa fish name on the "Current Selection" button on the top center ofthe screen) you can then swipe your finger up again to start a fishfight.-Q: How to sell fish? A: Row to the fisherman in the whiteshirt and swipe the screen in an upwards direction. If you have afish selected (i.e. there is a fish name on the "Current Selection"button on the top center of the screen) you can then swipe yourfinger up again and the guy will buy the fish from you.-Q: How toupgrade fishing rod? A: Row to the fisherman in the red shirt andswipe the screen in an upwards direction. If you have enough money(first fishing upgrade costs $50) you can then swipe your finger upagain to upgrade your rod.-Q: How to upgrade boat? A: Row to thefisherman on the far right of the dock in the black shirt and swipethe screen in an upwards direction. If you have enough money (firstboat upgrade costs $100) you can then swipe your finger up again toupgrade your boat.Game Description:Fish Fights is a unique gamewhere you start off as a poor fisherman with a cheap fishing rodand a cheap boat. As you catch more and more fish, you will be ableto either sell the fish to the local fish buyer, or enter fishfights where you battle against other fish. Keep in mind that ifyou choose to sell your fish you won't get as much money as if youwin battling against other fish. If you keep winning these battles,you will earn more and more money, and occasionally you will getbonuses in forms of upgrading your fishing rod, upgrading yourboat, or extra cash bonuses. You are also able to upgrade yourfishing rod or your boat at the local rod or boat dealers if youcan afford it. As you get better and better rods and boats you'reable to catch fish from greater debths, and also store more andmore fish in your boat.In the beginning you will only encountersmall fish as your fishing rod can only reach 5 meters, but as youkeep upgrading your fishing rod you will be able reach greater andgreater debths. The deeper you search, the more chance you have ofcatching a huge fish and thereby crushing your competitor fish!LikeFish Fights on Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/fishfightsgameFish species included incurrent version (21 intotal):-Cod-Salmon-Ladyfish-Butterfish-Bee-fish-Chipfish-Pigfish-Turtlefish-Chickenfish-Cowfish-Zebrafish-Girafish-Spiderfish-Foxfish-Polarfish-Zombiefish-Bearfish-Tigerfish-Demonfish-Angelfish-Dragonfish
Hack-a-Shaq 1.06 APK
Mofin Games 2
Hack-a-Shaq Features:-Hilarious and addicting gameplay!-Artsygraphics!-100% Free To Play!-No ads!Wanna give us feedback or askus questions? Email us at info@mofingames.comWe listen to all thefeedback we get, and we are more than happy to assist you if youhave any issues!Controls:-Touch anywhere on the screen when thesmall head is between the lines to bounce the ball.Are you readyfor the most ridiculous challenge of you life? Can you handle thepressure? Do you have the balls it takes to make over a hundredbasketball bounces in a row? Seems pretty easy, right? Yes, easy intheory, but HARD AS HELL in practice.Now it's up to you to proveall your friends and loved ones that YOU CAN DO IT. You must showthem that you have the faith and courage to go out there and bouncethe basketball so many times that the earth starts to shake!Butwait, there's more. This game isn't just about bouncing a ball. No,no. This game has more to offer. This game has style. This game hasa pelican. A pelican? Did I hear right? Why the hell would apelican be in a basketball game? That my friend, is for you to findout.How many points will you score? 10, 20? How about 1,000,000?Yes, that's a million. That's how many points you can score in thisgame if you're really good. That will earn you a gold medal and theglory, honor, and legendary status that comes with it. So what thehell are you waiting for? Download the game now, and startbouncing!This game is part of the Juicehead Mini Games. DownloadJuicehead here:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mofingames.juiceheadAlsocheck out Fish Fights:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.MofinGames.FishFights"Thegame of basketball has been everything to me. My place of refuge,place I've always gone where I needed comfort and peace. It's beenthe site of intense pain and the most intense feelings of joy andsatisfaction. It's a relationship that has evolved over time, givenme the greatest respect and love for the game." -Michael Jordan"Theinvention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed tomeet a need. Those boys simply would not play 'Drop theHandkerchief." -James Naismith"My days shouldn't be hard becauseI'm doing what I'm doing and that's playing basketball." -DerrickRose"I don't know what I'm going to do tomorrow. I just know forsure I'm going to keep playing basketball." -Kevin Durant"There isno such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believethere is only one greatest player either." -Michael Jordan"Youdon't play against opponents, you play against the game ofbasketball." -Bobby Knight"My greatest gift that I have in life isbasketball." -Isaiah Thomas"I lived to play basketball. Growing upas a kid, Bill Russell and the Boston Celtics were my favoriteteam. The way they played, the teamwork, the sacrifice, thecommitment, the joy, the camaraderie, the relationship with thefans." -Bill Walton"I'm not playing for other people; if I startthinking in those terms I would put too much pressure on myself. Iplay basketball because that is what I love to do." -Jeremy Lin"Ialways wanted to be a basketball player. Nothing more, nothingless." -Dirk Nowitzki"When it gets down to it, basketball isbasketball." -Larry Bird"I always dreamt of being a basketballplayer. A dream that only I believed in." -DavidDuchovny"Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons aredeveloped first, and it always takes a while for the defense tocatch up." -Red Auerbach"I play basketball to win a championship.That championship is everything to me. And that's what gets peopleto buy in to your brand - being a winner." -Chris Paul"My childhooddream was to play basketball, actually." -Godfrey Gao"Basketball isin my blood. It is my obligation to try." -Hakeem Olajuwon"See, myhope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball.It's not church. It's not serious." -Charles Barkley
Speed Rail 1.08 APK
Mofin Games 2
Speed Rail features:-Fresh and clean gameplay!-Genius controlsystem!-100% Free To Play!-No Ads!Wanna give us feedback or ask usquestions? Email us at info@mofingames.comWe listen to all thefeedback we get, and we are more than happy to assist you if youhave any issues!Controls:-Touch left/right part of the screen tomaneuver. Avoid falling to far to either of the sides.Imaginerailing on your kick scooter a thousand feet in the air invelocities close to the speed of light! You won't get a chance todo that often in real life, but don't despair! Speed Rail will giveyou that experience for free! With no ads!So now it's up to you.Are you up for the challenge? Are you ready for an experience thatwill blow your mind more than the hurricane Irene? I hope so! Causethere's medals to be won. Bronze, silver, gold, you name it! Howfar can you rail? Will you get the highest score among yourfriends? Only time will tell.This game is part of the JuiceheadMini Games. Download Juicehead here:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mofingames.juiceheadAlsocheck out Fish Fights:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.MofinGames.FishFights“Ifeverything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.”-Mario Andretti“If one day the speed kills me, do not cry because Iwas smiling.” -Paul Walker“The fastest I’ve ever fallen in love is17 miles per hour." -Jarod Kintz“...I love to drive fast. It's arush.” -Stephen Few,"I have one speed, I have one gear: go!"-Charlie Sheen"I love speed. I love racing cars, whether it's onthe streets or wherever. Don't tell the St. Louis police, though."-Nelly"Speed provides the one genuinely modern pleasure." -AldousHuxley"If I had to name the number one asset you could have for anysport I'd say speed. In baseball, all a guy with speed has to do ismake contact." -Ron Fairly"I don't need to break the speed limit.But if I'm not passing other vehicles on the interstate, I get alittle irritated." -Jimmie Johnson"I love driving fast. I grew upin Germany; we have the Autobahn here, where we can drive without aspeed limit. And throughout my 20s, I always had fast cars, and Ialways went to the maximum. Like, my average cruising speed was 250km/hr." -Kim Dotcom"I love a lot of high speed turns, turns whereyou have to push yourself, force yourself to go fast. Then there'ssomething telling your foot to lift off, because it's so fast, andit's impressive when you get that feeling and just drive on."-Jacques Villeneuve"When I am behind and I am looking ahead andthere is that line in front of you, of that guy, of winning andlosing, then I really hang it out there and take big risks to makethe speed up, and then I'm pretty good at passing." -NateHolland"My speed is my greatest asset." -Peter Bondra“Speed hasnever killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what getsyou.” -Jeremy Clarkson"Speed is a great asset; but it's greaterwhen it's combined with quickness - and there's a big difference.-Ty Cobb.“Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes thefear of death.” -Hunter S. Thompson"Speed, that is what isimportant." -Glen Gould"Speed defines everything." -Noname"I feelthe need... The need for speed." -Top Gun"Yes officer, I did seethe speed limit sign. I just didn't see you." -Anonymous"Theworld's magnificence has been enriched by a new beatuy: the beautyof speed." -Filippo Tommaso Marinetti"The universe likes speed.Don't delay, don't second-guess, don't doubt." -The secret"Whenspeed gets in the blood, one must drive to live." -RudolfCaracciola"I love speed and auto racing is an old passion. I thinkI have made the right choice." -Kristian Ghedina"Speed eliminatesall doubt." -David Sedaris"I'm sorry officer, but I can't stopspeeding. The earth is spinning way over the speed limit in thiszone." -Unknown
Juicehead 1.08 APK
Mofin Games 2
Juicehead Features:-Blend up to eight different fruits together tomake unique fruit juices!-Sell your juices and become a juicetycoon!-Compete in five different mini games!-Share your scoreswith your friends!-100% Free To Play!Wanna give us feedback or askus questions? Email us at info@mofingames.comWe listen to all thefeedback we get, and we are more than happy to assist you if youhave any issues!Do you have what it takes to become a juice master?Can you get all five juice challenge gold medals? Prove it!GameDescription:Juicehead is a unique game that mixes elements ofstrategy with pure mobile action! You're a young boy with a dreamof becoming the next Juice Master - the champion of all the fiveJuice Challenges. But you only have four bucks in your pocket, soyou can't even afford a kick scooter! Your only hope is to startselling juice!Selling Instructions:1) Every customer you get willlist up to three different fruits they want in their juice. Themore you can satisfy your customers needs, the more popularity youwill gain, giving you more customers in the future.2) There arefive different customer groups and they all have their ownpopularity level, starting at level one. For each new level youreach, you gain one extra customer in that group per day. If thelevel drops below zero, you lose that customer group for good, andno one from that group will ever buy a juice from you again.3)There are three different fruit groups containing different amountsof fruit units that represent a percentage of the total juiceunits. For example: If the customer says he wants pineapple,orange, and strawberry, the ideal juice would be a juice consistingof 57% pineapple (4/7 units), 29% orange (2/7 units), and 14%strawberry (1/7 units). Don't worry if this is confusing, it's notthat important.4) If you have more than one juice, you can pressthe yellow button to change the juice you are selling. Press thegreen button so sell the juice.5) If you want to change the juiceprice, you can click on the blue circular button. You can alsochange the name of your juice shop by clicking on the name that isalready there.Mini Games:-Speed Rail-Pop a Wheelie-RonnieRocket-Hack-a-Shaq-Scooter MadnessSpeed Rail Description:How longcan you survive on your kick scooter while railing on a railhundreds of meters in the air? This game will answer that questionfor you! Touch left/right part of the screen to maneuver yourselfon the rail.Pop a Wheelie Description:How long can you pop awheelie? Timing is key in this hilarious wheelie challenge! Touchright part of the screen to cycle and left part of the screen tobrake.Ronnie Rocket Description:Have you ever tried flying in theair standing on top of a rocket while at the same time controllingthe rocket? No? Now you can! This game is both addicting and fullof humor! Touch left/right part of the screen to steer the rocket.Touch both parts of the screen together to use rocketengine.Hack-a-Shaq Description:This game isn't for thefaint-hearted! It might sound simple to bounce a basketball from awheelchair, but this game makes it both absurd and challenging! Itgets harder and harder for each bounce but you also gain more andmore points for each bounce! If you're good at this game you canget ridiculously high scores! Touch anywhere on the screen whilethe small head is between the lines to bounce the ball.ScooterMadness Description:You're on your way home from a nice day ofwork, but it's rush hour, and it's only getting worse and worse.How long can you survive on your scooter in this highlyentertaining scooter adventure? Touch right/left part of the screento drive upwards/downwards."If life gives you lemons, make somekind of fruity juice." -Conan O'Brien"I love the smell of juiceboxes in the morning." -Robert Duvall"Come over here and sit on myknee and finish your orange juice." -Sonny Liston
Ronnie Rocket 1.04 APK
Mofin Games 2
Ronnie Rocket Features:-Unbeatable action-packed gameplay!-Fly intoendless heights!-Artsy graphics!-100% Free To Play!-No ads!Wannagive us feedback or ask us questions? Email us atinfo@mofingames.comWe listen to all the feedback we get, and we aremore than happy to assist you if you have anyissues!Controls:-Touch left/right part of the screen to maneuverthe rocket-Touch both parts of the screen together to use rocketengineHow high can you fly standing on top of a rocket? How manybirds can you avoid hitting you in the face? These are the kinds ofquestions that probably keep you up at night. Well, now you canfinally find out for yourself! Ronnie Rocket is an awesome gamethat challenges both your coordination and reflexes!You just wantto fly your rocket for yourself in the air, but the air wants itdifferent. The air isn't as peaceful as you once thought. The airhas birds. Lots of them. Birds from all directions flying from leftto right and right to left.Now you must take on the greatestchallenge of your life. Can you get the highest Ronnie Rocket highscore of your friends? Will they still accept you as a friend whenthat high score is set? More questions to ask, more questions toanswer. Only the future will tell. What you must do now is downloadand install this game so you can find out the answers to thesequestions yourself.This game is part of the Juicehead Mini Games.Download Juicehead here:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mofingames.juiceheadAlsocheck out Fish Fights:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.MofinGames.FishFights"Flyingmight not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth theprice." -Amelia Earhart"Same with anyone who's been flying foryears and loves it still... we're part of a world we deeply love.Just as musicians feel about scores and melodies, dancers about thesteps and flow of music, so we're one with the principle of flight,the magic of being aloft in the wind!" -Richard Bach"I grew upwatching 'Superman.' As a child, when I first learned to dive intoa swimming pool, I wasn't diving, I was flying, like Superman. Iused to dream of rescuing a girl I had a crush on from a playgroundbully." -Tom Hiddleston"Pilots take no special joy in walking.Pilots like flying." -Neil Armstrong"It's only when you're flyingabove it that you realize how incredible the Earth really is."-Philippe Perrin"I could have gone on flying through spaceforever." -Yuri Gagarin"Whenever I dream about flying, it's thebest feeling in the world." -Kate Mara"The good thing about flyingsolo is it's never boring." -Steve Fossett"I wanted to be a pilot.I loved flying and I loved all the technology and the equipment andthe sense of adventure that came with it. I think that feelingstill bleeds over into everything I do today." -Graham Brown"Youknow, I'm an eagle, flying around in the mountains." -Link Wray"Idon't have a fear of flying; I have a fear of crashing." -Billy BobThornton"Flying is such a joy. You just want to hoot." -CathyRigby"The time to worrying about flying is when you're on theground. When you're up in the air, it's too late. No point inworrying about it then." -Denzel Washington"I kind of do think ofmyself as a superhero and just flying high, and doing these crazyflips." -Gabby Douglas"Flying is one of the safest jobs in the Armyas long as you don't drop out. If you do drop out, you are a deadman, and dropping out means, usually, that you have made a mistakeor let go of your grip." -Eddie Rickenbacker"I always had the dreamof flying, and the cheapest way is to become a skydiver." -FelixBaumgartner"I have the flying dream a lot where I'm jumping off abuilding and just flying around." -Channing Tatum"Flying was great.You have to think fast. You have to develop intuition about thephysics of air moving quickly over a surface." -James Gleick
Scooter Madness 1.08 APK
Mofin Games 2
Scooter Madness Features:-Amusing gameplay!-Witty graphics!-100%Free To Play!-No Ads!Wanna give us feedback or ask us questions?Email us at info@mofingames.comWe listen to all the feedback weget, and we are more than happy to assist you if you have anyissues!Controls:-Touch right/left part of the screen to moveup/down. Avoid hitting the other vehicles.You've just finished aday of work, and now it's time to head home on your scooter. Butit's rush hour, and it's only getting worse. How long can yousurvive? Will you ever get home?Get ready for the wildest scooterride of your life! This game is part of the Juicehead Mini Games.Download Juicehead here:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mofingames.juiceheadAlsocheck out Fish Fights:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.MofinGames.FishFightsThisgame is perfect for killing some time if you're stuck in thehospital with a severe disease like akinesia, anhidrosis,ecchymosis or atherosclerosis of your efferent arteriole. Or whenyou've just brushed some dust from the gabardine of your suit orfrom the bakelite of your old radio, and want to chill out for aminute on the forecastle. Be careful of cataplexy though.Maybe youhave echolalia, entropion and epiphora and your fractious andjejune friends think you're too socially awkward to play with.Don't worry about this floccinaucinihilipilification andjiggery-pokery. Your friends are full of hamartia, and you don'thave to play with them. Their too inchoate anyway. You must impugnthem, so they will understand that you only have to play this game.Get some nice effleurage from your masseuse first now, and thenstart playing. After some gradualism, your friends will give youencomium and paint your face with encaustic when they realize howgood this game really is. It's almost ineluctable.But maybescooters aren't your thing. Maybe you prefer animals like the anoleor the binturong. Maybe you're more into the detritivoreheterotrophs.It doesn't really matter though, cause even if you'rean impecunious feckless catamite suffering from anhedonia,unpleasant frottage, hemianopsia, intussusception, intertrigo andfremitus from inimical iatrogenic mistakes, you will still findpleasure in this game.This game is the best thing sinceantidisestablishmentarianism, antinomianism and capitationcombined. And it's as beautiful as witnessing biogenesis in thedark while holding a flambeau. Any other game is like feticidecompared to this game. Or like a gabbro compared to a diamond.Don'tbe the deuteragonist in your own life. You should be in control.You don't want to drive a jitney when you can drive a Ferrari. Thisgame is a Ferrari.No more time to bloviate now. Caesura. Stop theenjambment and the overuse of the interrobang. Be a good cenobite,wear your ephod and your epaulet, and play the game.
Pop a Wheelie 1.07 APK
Mofin Games 2
Pop a Wheelie features:-Amusing gameplay!-Artsy graphics!-100% FreeTo Play!-No ads!Wanna give us feedback or ask us questions? Emailus at info@mofingames.comWe listen to all the feedback we get, andwe are more than happy to assist you if you have anyissues!Controls:-Touch right/left part of screen to cycle/brake.Oneboy. One bicycle. One dream. One epic quest to get the pop awheelie gold medal. Will you make it? Are you the chosen one? Willyou be able to summon the courage and skills necessary to make a 50meters wheelie? Only time will tell. This game will challenge youreye-hand coordination in ways you haven't experienced since thefirst time you learned to pee. There will be suffering. There willbe frustrations. But in the end, you'll end up as a better humanbeing once you've got the gold medal and you can sell it to ajewelry store.Enough talking. It's time for you to actually walkthe walk.Download the game now and get the highest score among yourfriends!This game is part of the Juicehead Mini Games. DownloadJuicehead here:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mofingames.juiceheadAlsocheck out Fish Fights:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.MofinGames.FishFights“Thebicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine.” -JohnHoward“Crashing is part of cycling as crying is part of love."-Johan Museeuw“Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it ifyou live.” -Mark Twain“Life is like a 10-speed bicycle. Most of ushave gears we never use.” -Charles Schultz“Life is like riding abicycle. In order to keep your balance, you must keep moving.”-Albert Einstein“Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meetinggirls.” -Bob Weir“Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of ridinga bike.” -John F Kennedy“Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I donot despair for the human race.” -HG Wells“As a kid I had a dream –I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must havebeen the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived forthat bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Notme. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I evenkept it in my bed.” -John Lennon“When man invented the bicycle hereached the peak of his attainments.” -Elizabeth West“The bicycleis just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old andshabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one withoutshocking the entire community.” -Ann Strong“Think of bicycles asridable art that can just about save the world.” -GrantPetersen“The bicycle is the noblest invention of mankind.” -WilliamSaroyan“Whoever invented the bicycle deserves the thanks ofhumanity” -Lord Charles Beresford“You can’t buy happiness, but youcan buy a bicycle and that’s pretty close.” -Anon"Life is likeriding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling."-Claude Pepper"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for anew bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way soI stole one and asked Him to forgive me." -Emo Philips"One of themost important days of my life was when I learned to ride abicycle." -Michael Palin"Riding a bicycle is about getting back tobasics. It's good for the waistline and it's good for the wallet,is what I'm saying." -Phil Keoghan"She who succeeds in gaining themastery of the bicycle will gain the mastery of life." -Susan B.Anthony"The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be thevehicle of novelists and poets." -Christopher Morley"I really don'tlike the gym. I like experiences, so I take any chance I get to goon a bicycle or on a hike." -Blake Lively"I find buying a bicycleis a great way to stay in touch with people." -Jan Chipchase"I havealways struggled to achieve excellence. One thing that cycling hastaught me is that if you can achieve something without a struggleit's not going to be satisfying." -Greg LeMond
Loading...