Beschrijving

*UPDATED FOR SUMMER 2015*
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__--: Shipment Contents Doc 13.47874.120
__--: QW Industries/Floormankeltaaar
__--: Enclosed QuizyWig100 Training Devices
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__--: Shipment Advice Doc 13.478747.121
__--: QW Industries/Floormankeltaaar
__--: DEP Quintutex ARR Sol
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__--: Please find enclosed units as requested. This is thefreeQuizyWig training Unit for public distribution (The WigWarmer)during and preceding the QuizyWig Galactic Cup, brought toyou byQW Industries.
__--: For those in search of the “Golden Wig” these simple100questions will be no challenge. For newcomers to the game andfirsttime observers of the QW GC it will provide a realchallenge.
__--: A handful of foundation elements from the “QuizyOticTable”have been included however nothing too scary just yet.Seeingthrough the “Toxic QuizyOtic” & understanding thequestion willbe a challenge in itself for first time Wiggers.
__--: We have included the warm blanket scoring system inthesedevices. This reduces the chance of fatality when playing byalmost90%, making QuizyWigging the sustainable all-round familyactivitywe want it to be.
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__--: Customs Check Doc 13.478747.122
__--: Floormankeltaar Galactic Customs & Control
__--: Internal Notation/Officer Jellyfwobble
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__--: Random checks show these to be as described. Can’tbelievethey still find parts of the galaxy without QuizyWiggingleagues toship these out to. Just goes to show the lure &traditions ofthe Golden Wig are as strong ever.
__--: Did I ever tell you I once had a trial for a pro QWteam?Years ago but I was pretty good in my younger days. My bedroomas akid was just plastered in QuizyOtic table wall paper. All theQuizyelements covering my bedroom walls.
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__--: Galactic Loading Checks Doc 13.478747.123
__--: Ship DSS Majestic Failure
__--: Loading Drone Confirmation
__--: Loading Confirm. QW Trainer100 Container.
__--: QW Trainer100
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__--: PreDep Check Doc 13.478747.124
__--: Ship DSS Majestic Failure
__--: Rontarr Itchybean
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__--: Do they really still make these things? Think I had oneofthose 100 trainers as a kid. I could get through all 5 rounds&held an 80% average at school but I don't really like to talkaboutit. Perhaps we should organize a ship wide tournament? Let meseeif I remember how to play.
__--: Think these ones might be faulty. Keeps failing me&giving me a low score. Let me try again.
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__--: PostDep Check Doc 13.478747.125
__--: Ship DSS Majestic Failure
__--: Flux Kerpacifier
__--: Confirmation of packages post dep. Rontarr says these arenoteven worth the space dust from the bulkheads, faultyshesays.
__--: Made it to the fourth round. Rontarr got it wrong. UnlessI'monly now uncovering my hidden QW powers.
__--: Round 4 again. I'm pretty good. Maybe I could have beenacontender? Think I'm going to sign up for thesupportersclub.
__--: Think I'm going to have to pick up a QW Pro Trainer when Igetback to port. Loads more questions, loads more elements in playfromthe QuizyOtic table & none of these constant advertsabout"Space odor problems?"
__--: Drone has just told me they are targeted adverts. Wonder ifhewill still find the joke funny when he is in the airlock?
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